Pregnancy is scary. Labour is worse!

Pregnancy is a scary time for any mum and dad to be. Labour is even worse! Whilst the mum is agonising in pain, screaming and cursing, the dad is trying to do whatever he can to make the situation calmer. Well he tries…

An hysterical man call 911 and is screaming down the phone.

Man:  Please come quickly! Donna is pregnant and her waters have broke.

Operator:  Please sir, stay calm. 

Man:  Calm? How can I stay calm? I need someone here now!

Operator:  Yes sir, I’ll get someone there as soon as possible. Tell me, is this her first child?

Man:  No you dumbass! It’s her husband!



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