Two mates are sitting in the pub one Friday night having a beer and discussing life. The topic soon turns to their wives. Both men are unhappy in their marriages and discuss whether or not they should start thinking about divorce.
Joe: I don’t know why I ever got married!
Steve: I know mate, I feel the same.
Joe: She told me to take out the rubbish yesterday, said she’ll even help me pack!
Steve: No way, that’s mean! … I went to a solicitor to get some advise.
Joe: And? Where do you stand?
Steve: He asked if I was sure. He told me…
“woman are like hand grenades… once you pull of the ring you say goodbye to the house!”