Two men discuss Divorce

Two mates are sitting in the pub one Friday night having a beer and discussing life. The topic soon turns to their wives. Both men are unhappy in their marriages and discuss whether or not they should start thinking about divorce.

Joe:  I don’t know why I ever got married!

Steve: I know mate, I feel the same.

Joe:  She told me to take out the rubbish yesterday, said she’ll even help me pack!

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Steve:  No way, that’s mean! … I went to a solicitor to get some advise.

Joe:  And? Where do you stand?

Steve:  He asked if I was sure. He told me… 

“woman are like hand grenades… once you pull of the ring you say goodbye to the house!”

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5 Comments Add yours

  1. Anonymous says:

    Brilliant. 2 jokes in 1!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Men will be men after all 😂

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Anonymous says:

    I think the wives of these men need to divorce them! Sitting in the pub on a Friday night instead of taking their wives out. 🤔😆

    Liked by 1 person

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