Three guys wake to find themselves stranded in a desert. The night before they had been out drinking in the local pub, they’d eaten and danced and drank some more and… the rest of the night was a blur. Nobody has any idea how they had ended up here.
They decide to start walking in the hope of finding civilisation. Suddenly something glistening in the sand catches their eye. They can’t believe their luck, it’s a magic genie lamp! The genie emerges and grants each of them one wish.
The first guy: I wish to be back at home with my wife and kids
The second guy: I can’t go home, my wife will kill me! I wish to go to my mum’s.
The third guy: Wow, it sure is lonely out here by yourself… I wish my mates were still here with me…