A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a extravagant wedding reception, no expense is spared. His friends are shocked that he has remarried at his age. There’s even further shock when they see his wife…
Friend: Wow, she’s HOT! How old is she?
Friend: How on earth did you mange to get a 21 year old, fit girl to marry you?
Groom: Well, don’t tell anyone… but I faked my age!
Friend: So you told her you were younger?
Groom: No… I told her I was 89 !!!