Time to lose weight

As we settled into married life, we stop making such an effort and… we start to put on weight! We spend more time at home in front of the TV, eating snacks. We go out on dinner dates where we can’t skip dessert. The pressure to stay looking ‘FIT’ for your partner eases and we relax. Until we see that photo and realise it’s time to do something…

Dan:  I think I need to go on a diet.

Kay:  Really? (sarcastically)

So Dan decides to weigh himself…

Kay:  Oh come on Dan, you know sucking in your tummy wont help, don’t you?

Dan:  Oh, it helps a lot… It’s the only way I can see the numbers !!!



14 Comments Add yours

  1. zahthinks says:


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  2. Shobha Iyer says:

    true…we need to do something !!
    nice post

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    1. Baffledmum says:

      I’m forever trying! Lol… X

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  3. This post just made me realise I need to diet. But I need something to eat right now. 😂 Hungry forever 🍔

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  4. AmyRose🌹 says:

    😂 Too funny! 😂

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  5. gullywriters says:


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  6. Anonymous says:

    Oh dear, he’s really stopped trying if he can’t even see the scales. 😯

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