I need more attention

It’s been a while since their last date so a husband decides to surprise his wife by taking her out to dinner. He waits till she gets home from work then tells her to get ready. An hour later they are finally ready to leave the house! 

In the restaurant…

Wife:  Look at that couple over there

Husband:  What about them?

Wife:  Well, look at how he keeps holding her hand?

Husband:  And?

Wife:  And now he’s kissing her and gazing into her eyes.

Husband:  What are you getting at?

Wife:  Why can’t you do the same?

Husband:  Are you crazy woman! … I don’t even know her !!!





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