A wife’s Terms

I don’t know why I even bother arguing with my wife, I can never win!

She might actually be in the wrong… not that she’ll ever admit it.

She put unleaded in our diesel car. Was it her fault though? No it was mine! Because as she stated – I asked her to get petrol in the car NOT ‘DIESEL IN THE CAR’.

I slept into the afternoon last Saturday and she didn’t talk to me all day! I told her she should have woke me up if she wanted to do something. She said ‘YOUR A GROWN MAN, YOU SHOULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS!‘ I thought I was being responsible – I was really tired so slept in!

In conclusion – Arguing with your wife is like trying to download a new app on your phone. You won’t get anywhere until you go through all the jargon and finally get to ‘I AGREE’ !!!Β 

There is of course one exception to this rule… When your wife asks you if she’s put on weight. Then you NEVER, EVER, even have the slightest thought about agreeing with her! Get this wrong and you’ll be the one on a diet!

 

Photo by Nik Shuliahin on Unsplash

 

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20 Comments Add yours

  1. Oh how much I relate to that afternoon nap… happy to see a wife laughing at herself… :))

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    1. Baffledmum says:

      Lol! Yes all men love nap time! Truthfully, so do I some days… X

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  2. I would easily believe if you told me that the post has been written by your husband πŸ˜‚

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    1. Baffledmum says:

      He proof read it and couldn’t stop laughing so I guessed I was spot on! X

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      1. Even I can’t stop laughing. You just borrowed his mind πŸ˜‚

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  3. Shobha Iyer says:

    Great post… laughed through it… interesting.. .Wife writing about a wife !!

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  4. Anonymous says:

    Lol

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  5. southernlyfavored says:

    True story!

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  6. Anonymous says:

    A woman wrote this? Well you definitely know men! It’s brill!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Baffledmum says:

      20years with my hubby, so definitely know him at least! X

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  7. Anonymous says:

    Men and women come from different planets! πŸ˜„

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  8. Anonymous says:

    It’s funny how the whole family are on a diet if the Mrs is on 1. ???

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    1. Baffledmum says:

      If she’s suffering then all will suffer with her! πŸ˜‚

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  9. shoniessky says:

    Lol… Love it! Xoxo and absolutely agree. I don’t understand any man who still doesn’t get this. It’s quite simple

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    1. Baffledmum says:

      πŸ˜‚Yes it is! X

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  10. Love this so very true !

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  11. gullywriters says:

    It’s pretty good and funny..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Baffledmum says:

      Thank you..😘

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