Questions for a Father

There’s times when you just want to sit down and relax, watch TV, read a newspaper or surf the internet. But that can be very difficult when you’ve got children. Times like this you wish children came with a remote control. Then you could turn their volume down, mute them, put them on pause, fast forward them or even better – put them in sleep mode! But we can’t, so instead we deal with them the best we can…

Mikey:  Dad, how is bread made?

Dad:  I don’t know…

Mikey:  Dad, how did that man get to the moon?

Dad:  I don’t know…

Mikey:  Dad, why do dogs bark?

Dad:  I don’t know…

Mikey:  Dad, how is glue sticky?

Dad:  I don’t know…

Mikey:  Dad, how is the earth round?

Dad:  I don’t know…

Eventually, Mikey realises that something is not quite right…

Mikey: Dad, what do you know?

Dad:  I don’t know…

Mikey:  Dad, I think mum might be right?

Dad:  What?

Mikey:  Well… she’s always saying “daddy doesn’t know anything!”

 

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